While we all love Wikipedia, we know that it's all lies and liberal propaganda! So we should get our information from the much more intellectual written, accurate, and completely unbiased Conservapedia! These people know what they are talking about in topics ranging from quantum mechanics to immortality. We should all use Conservapedia because if you don't the socialists will take away your guns, while persecuting the brilliant minds of our time, like Sarah Palin, Glen Beck, and Rush Limbaugh.
Some of my personal favorites-